Wes "Sniffles" Whiteside
Hadi Funster Circus Director
FUNSTER CHAMPIONSHIP BOXING
2015 Shrine Circus
Roles:
Announcer
Champ “Evander Funnyfield”
Champ’s Trainer
Challenger “Funnybone Ali”
Challenger’s Traininer
Cab Driver
Clowns 1-gorilla, 2-Hadini, 3-Strong Man, 4-Funtrotter, 5-Lady
Doctor
Referee
Applause – 2
X BUZZER
Shotgun - 2
Streamers – 2
Supplies:
Doctor suit
Referee Suit
Hadini suit
Gorilla suit
Giant Banana
Funtrotter suit
Basketball
Ladies Dress
Strongman suit
Boxing shorts x2 (blue/red)
Boxing Gloves x 2
Champ’s Stool (blue/Red
Water bucket for Champ
Challenger’s Stool (Broken Leg)
Graffiti Bucket for Challenger
Taxi Cab
Red X
MUSIC:
Rocky Theme playing during intro
SKIT CONTENT:
Announcer: “Ladies and Gentlemen boys and girls, Welcome to the Hadi Funster Championship Boxing,
In the blue corner we have the reigning champ “Evander Funnyfield”
Applause signs run across ring
Trainer leads Champ into the ring with stool and water bucket.
Trainer sets bucket and stool down
Trainer helps Champ get robe off
Announcer: “In the red corner we have our challenger “Funnybone Ali ”
Applause signs run across ring
Trainer starts to strut into ring with Challenger following with stool and graffiti bucket
Trainer sets down stool and graffiti bucket
Trainer helps Challenger get rob off
The Boxers meet in the middle
Referee goes and meets the two – blows whistle
The two boxers begin to fight throwing a few blows missing each other
Finally the Champ issues a “low blow” and the Challenger falls to the floor
Announcer “That looks like a low blow from our champ – this could be the end of the match”
Referee goes to Challenger and starts counting him out
Challengers trainer gets the announcers attention --- telling him he is out we need a doctor and picks up giant prop phone
Announcer “Looks like the challenger needs help – his trainer is calling for a doctor”
Taxi Cab enters the ring
Announcer: “Great it looks like some help has arrived!!”
Taxi door opens – applause signs run across
Gorilla gets out of taxi with giant Banana
Gorilla goes and looks at the fallen challenger
Announcer: “You’re not the doctor, where’s the doctor we need a doctor!!”
Referee blows whistle
Red X -- BUZZER
Gorilla shakes his head no and closes the Taxi door and gets to the side of the ring
Taxi door opens – applause signs run across
Great Hadini gets out
Hadini goes and looks at the fallen challenger
Announcer: “You’re not the doctor, where’s the doctor we need a doctor!!”
Referee blows whistle
Red X -- BUZZER
Great Hadini shakes his head no, closes the taxi door and gets to the side of the ring
Taxi door opens – applause signs run across
Strong Man Gets out of taxi
Announcer: “You’re not the doctor, where’s the doctor we need a doctor!!”
Referee blows whistle
Red X -- BUZZER
Strong Man shakes his head no, closes the taxi door and gets to the side of the ring
Taxi door opens – applause signs run across
Funtrotter gets out of taxi with a basketball
Announcer: “You’re not the doctor, where’s the doctor we need a doctor!!”
Referee blows whistle
Red X -- BUZZER
Funtrotter shakes his head no, closes the taxi door and gets to the side of the ring
Taxi door opens – applause signs run across
Lady gets out of taxi
Announcer: “You’re not the doctor, where’s the doctor we need a doctor!!”
Referee blows whistle
Red X -- BUZZER
Lady shakes her head no, closes the taxi door and gets to the side of the ring
Taxi door opens – applause signs run across
Doctor exits taxi in a lab coat, stethoscope etc… and closes the taxi door
Announcer: “Are you a doctor? “
Doctor nods yes
Announcer: “Can you help out over here we have a problem?”
Doctor nods yes and starts coming towards boxer
Announcer: “Great! We have a doctor that can see what is wrong with the challenger!”
Doctor walks over by stool/challenger and looks down shaking his head
Announcer: “Do you know what is wrong?”
Doctor shakes his head
Announcer: “His stethoscope isn’t working -- He needs a better stethoscope!”
Referee brings Doctor the Giant Stethoscope
Doctor checks out the challenger and starts pointing to the broken stool
Announcer: “The doctor is saying it’s a broken leg!”
Strong man and woman come and carry off the stool
Challenger’s trainer begins to show disgust in the situation pointing at the challenger is the problem.
Announcer “Doc! What about the Challenger??”
Doc is arguing with the challengers trainer and the
Gorilla comes up and starts to get in the scuffle – shoves banana at the trainer and grabs the bucket of confetti
Announcer “ Looks like there is some monkey business going on here!!”
Gorilla chases doctor off of stage, throwing confetti into crowd
Shotgun pops – streamers shot up in field goal format.
Taxi cab starts and backs off of floor
2015 Shrine Circus
Roles:
Announcer
Champ “Evander Funnyfield”
Champ’s Trainer
Challenger “Funnybone Ali”
Challenger’s Traininer
Cab Driver
Clowns 1-gorilla, 2-Hadini, 3-Strong Man, 4-Funtrotter, 5-Lady
Doctor
Referee
Applause – 2
X BUZZER
Shotgun - 2
Streamers – 2
Supplies:
Doctor suit
Referee Suit
Hadini suit
Gorilla suit
Giant Banana
Funtrotter suit
Basketball
Ladies Dress
Strongman suit
Boxing shorts x2 (blue/red)
Boxing Gloves x 2
Champ’s Stool (blue/Red
Water bucket for Champ
Challenger’s Stool (Broken Leg)
Graffiti Bucket for Challenger
Taxi Cab
Red X
MUSIC:
Rocky Theme playing during intro
SKIT CONTENT:
Announcer: “Ladies and Gentlemen boys and girls, Welcome to the Hadi Funster Championship Boxing,
In the blue corner we have the reigning champ “Evander Funnyfield”
Applause signs run across ring
Trainer leads Champ into the ring with stool and water bucket.
Trainer sets bucket and stool down
Trainer helps Champ get robe off
Announcer: “In the red corner we have our challenger “Funnybone Ali ”
Applause signs run across ring
Trainer starts to strut into ring with Challenger following with stool and graffiti bucket
Trainer sets down stool and graffiti bucket
Trainer helps Challenger get rob off
The Boxers meet in the middle
Referee goes and meets the two – blows whistle
The two boxers begin to fight throwing a few blows missing each other
Finally the Champ issues a “low blow” and the Challenger falls to the floor
Announcer “That looks like a low blow from our champ – this could be the end of the match”
Referee goes to Challenger and starts counting him out
Challengers trainer gets the announcers attention --- telling him he is out we need a doctor and picks up giant prop phone
Announcer “Looks like the challenger needs help – his trainer is calling for a doctor”
Taxi Cab enters the ring
Announcer: “Great it looks like some help has arrived!!”
Taxi door opens – applause signs run across
Gorilla gets out of taxi with giant Banana
Gorilla goes and looks at the fallen challenger
Announcer: “You’re not the doctor, where’s the doctor we need a doctor!!”
Referee blows whistle
Red X -- BUZZER
Gorilla shakes his head no and closes the Taxi door and gets to the side of the ring
Taxi door opens – applause signs run across
Great Hadini gets out
Hadini goes and looks at the fallen challenger
Announcer: “You’re not the doctor, where’s the doctor we need a doctor!!”
Referee blows whistle
Red X -- BUZZER
Great Hadini shakes his head no, closes the taxi door and gets to the side of the ring
Taxi door opens – applause signs run across
Strong Man Gets out of taxi
Announcer: “You’re not the doctor, where’s the doctor we need a doctor!!”
Referee blows whistle
Red X -- BUZZER
Strong Man shakes his head no, closes the taxi door and gets to the side of the ring
Taxi door opens – applause signs run across
Funtrotter gets out of taxi with a basketball
Announcer: “You’re not the doctor, where’s the doctor we need a doctor!!”
Referee blows whistle
Red X -- BUZZER
Funtrotter shakes his head no, closes the taxi door and gets to the side of the ring
Taxi door opens – applause signs run across
Lady gets out of taxi
Announcer: “You’re not the doctor, where’s the doctor we need a doctor!!”
Referee blows whistle
Red X -- BUZZER
Lady shakes her head no, closes the taxi door and gets to the side of the ring
Taxi door opens – applause signs run across
Doctor exits taxi in a lab coat, stethoscope etc… and closes the taxi door
Announcer: “Are you a doctor? “
Doctor nods yes
Announcer: “Can you help out over here we have a problem?”
Doctor nods yes and starts coming towards boxer
Announcer: “Great! We have a doctor that can see what is wrong with the challenger!”
Doctor walks over by stool/challenger and looks down shaking his head
Announcer: “Do you know what is wrong?”
Doctor shakes his head
Announcer: “His stethoscope isn’t working -- He needs a better stethoscope!”
Referee brings Doctor the Giant Stethoscope
Doctor checks out the challenger and starts pointing to the broken stool
Announcer: “The doctor is saying it’s a broken leg!”
Strong man and woman come and carry off the stool
Challenger’s trainer begins to show disgust in the situation pointing at the challenger is the problem.
Announcer “Doc! What about the Challenger??”
Doc is arguing with the challengers trainer and the
Gorilla comes up and starts to get in the scuffle – shoves banana at the trainer and grabs the bucket of confetti
Announcer “ Looks like there is some monkey business going on here!!”
Gorilla chases doctor off of stage, throwing confetti into crowd
Shotgun pops – streamers shot up in field goal format.
Taxi cab starts and backs off of floor
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